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EPIRBs 17 Nov 2025, 5:00 am

'Oh no, the box is drifting out into the harbor!' 'Yeah, I wouldn't worry about losing it.'

Beam Dump 14 Nov 2025, 5:00 am

We're adding some industrial flypaper to minimize reflection or scattering of customers who might complain.

Car Size 12 Nov 2025, 5:00 am

'They really shouldn't let those small cars drive in traffic. I worry I'm going to kill someone if I hit one! They should have to drive on the sidewalk, safely out of the way.'

Big and Little Spoons 10 Nov 2025, 5:00 am

Are you the annoying spoon or the sleepy spoon?

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